RMJ Entry #8:

In the eyes of all those charity organizations out there I must be a big gigantic sucker. After making a few humble donations in recent times, I've suddenly become their prime solicitee. My friends at The March Of Dimes, The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, The American Red Cross, Habitat For Humanities, all feel the need to send me complimentary gifts as prior appreciation for my "further support". I now have a life's supply of self-address labels and envelope seals for all my snail mail needs. And judging from the high traffic volume of my mailbox, it seems this benefit may carry on into my next three lifetimes (granted I live at the same address throughout).

This brings me to ask, am I truly that deserving of these priceless gifts? To my benevolent friends, has the "further support" that supposedly prompts your gratitude towards me really been materializing? Please...the guilt is killing me!